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Some people would like to forget last year…

Politics divided family and friends at the table for lunch

Ketchup squirt in your face if you like Hillary

A bowl of soup in your lap for Trump


Some said they wanted to make America great again

Some asked when America ever stopped being great

Way too many shooting deaths

Terrorism gave us no break


Now this wasn’t quite as bad

But pretty bad nonetheless

Hollywood remade more movies

Superheroes again?! It’s torture! No, it’s a test!


A lot of decent things happened too

Go look them up online

I won’t rhyme them all here

For good news, we barely have the time


So in this new year I predict

Apple will make a more expensive phone

Russia will become the 51st state

And…you’ll still have your student loans

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